So do you wanna flirt with the waitress on our first date?
Fine, I’ll just right click on you > send to recycle bin. Then double click on recycle bin> empty contents. Then I can go home, have a cheese sandwich, a diet Pepsi, watch Prison Break, cry over my luck and straight to bed.
Attracting all kind of psychedelic over the past 10 years, I have set up my rules lately. You will be dumped as of your first mistake and I count:
-talking about your ex
-talking too much
-not talking at all
-flirting with my friends
-flirting with strangers
-flirting with neighbors
-cheating, lying, snoring, whining, mucking, frowning, cursing…. (Please email me to receive the full list)
Please note that the list is valid for all ages and nationalities. I will not accept any compromises from now on, either you pass the check list or you don’t.
Be aware of one thing: once a point is checked there is no coming back. You will receive a right click straight on your dumb head leading you to a partition that will later be formatted.
Now who is inviting me for dinner?
Amalia
