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Cinderella & Pinocchio

October 20, 2010No Comments

‎​Cinderella was kicked out from disney. She was caught putting Pinocchio between her legs and yellin: “Lie mother fucker, LIE!”

Happy & Sad

September 23, 2010No Comments

A man asking his wife: tell me  something that can make me happy and sad at the same time. She replies: honey you have the biggest penis between all your friends 🙂

Would a Quran burning day keep the muslims away???

September 13, 2010One Comment
Would a Quran burning day keep the muslims away???

If Islam is a violent religion and is promoting violence according to Pastor Terry, should the Christians confront violence by the same? It is no doubt that Islamic violence is emerging throughout the world, but this is not due to the Quran book! it is just a lack of knowledge and wrong explanation of those […]

Traffic Accident Damour-Jiyyeh

September 8, 2010No Comments
Traffic Accident Damour-Jiyyeh

6 dead, 20 injured 3ala autostrade Damour-Jiyeh Enno Aslan, I have never seen in my life, in Lebanon any “Che7ne” ma fiya 7oumoule zeyde, w mechye domn 2wenin el ser3a w ma 3am betdawbil 3a 7ada! This is the first time I am happy when I hear about a “Terrible Accident” occurring chou ma ken […]

The world’s Garbage

September 7, 2010No Comments
The world’s Garbage

He is 12 years old and is smoking a cigarette! I run to take a photo of him and was stopped many times by my friends saying that it is not really ethical to catch him on cam and that his parents might sue me. Well, I think I am gonna sue his parents for: […]

e-living

August 30, 2010No Comments
e-living

You are taking an e-learning course, you’ve got an online job, you have an e-account, and you got an e-boyfriend? Shouldn’t you be in love with your laptop, your cables and your webcam? This is the world’s evolution! Next thing we will be seeing ourselves living in our beds, no need to get up at […]

Save your money under your pillow

August 28, 2010One Comment
Save your money under your pillow

Starting from SGBL, to Credit Libanais, to HSBC and to top it all the famous Bank Audi! They would fool you no matter what! Société Générale would do anything to take your money. When I last checked my statement with SGBL, few years ago before my first currency depression, I noticed that my bank account […]

My Heart is crying – Rayfoun is crying

July 21, 2010No Comments
My Heart is crying – Rayfoun is crying

Anyone passing through Rayfoun, would stop by Yves, sit with him on the stairs, have a smoke, have a beer, talk, cry, laugh, joke and the day is much better. One day he was here, one night he is gone and my brain still cannot believe it. How can he be gone? Why should he […]

Would you quit Facebook?

May 14, 2010No Comments
Would you quit Facebook?

Lots of privacy issues were raised lately among Facebook users concerning their personal info due to the latest connection of Facebook across the web. Lots of users have deactivated their accounts permanently I still don’t know why! Is there any kind of threat if somebody knows my name or my birth date or the name […]

سطوح بيروت تشرف على

May 13, 2010One Comment
سطوح بيروت تشرف على

…سطوح بيروت تشرف على الانهيار الذي يسود سكان الجميزة الكلاس يخضّ شبابيك المطبخ والصالون خضّ كما يغوص في الأذن والأنف والعظام ويتناغم مع دقّات قلوبهم المتسارعة تارة والمتقطّعة تورةً قصّة ابريق الزيت لم أفهما قبل اليوم. والى كل من احترق شوقاً لسماع كامل قصّة ابريق الزيت ها أنا اليوم أقصها عليكم ولتبقا أعينكم وذهونكم منفتحة […]

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