Cinderella was kicked out from disney. She was caught putting Pinocchio between her legs and yellin: “Lie mother fucker, LIE!”
A man asking his wife: tell me something that can make me happy and sad at the same time. She replies: honey you have the biggest penis between all your friends
If Islam is a violent religion and is promoting violence according to Pastor Terry, should the Christians confront violence by the same? It is no doubt that Islamic violence is emerging throughout the world, but this is not due to the Quran book! it is just a lack of knowledge and wrong explanation of those who [...]
6 dead, 20 injured 3ala autostrade Damour-Jiyeh Enno Aslan, I have never seen in my life, in Lebanon any “Che7ne” ma fiya 7oumoule zeyde, w mechye domn 2wenin el ser3a w ma 3am betdawbil 3a 7ada! This is the first time I am happy when I hear about a “Terrible Accident” occurring chou ma ken ykoun. Trucks want to [...]
He is 12 years old and is smoking a cigarette! I run to take a photo of him and was stopped many times by my friends saying that it is not really ethical to catch him on cam and that his parents might sue me. Well, I think I am gonna sue his parents for: 1-letting him smoke 2-letting [...]
You are taking an e-learning course, you’ve got an online job, you have an e-account, and you got an e-boyfriend? Shouldn’t you be in love with your laptop, your cables and your webcam? This is the world’s evolution! Next thing we will be seeing ourselves living in our beds, no need to get up at all. Those [...]
Starting from SGBL, to Credit Libanais, to HSBC and to top it all the famous Bank Audi! They would fool you no matter what! Société Générale would do anything to take your money. When I last checked my statement with SGBL, few years ago before my first currency depression, I noticed that my bank account is empty [...]
Anyone passing through Rayfoun, would stop by Yves, sit with him on the stairs, have a smoke, have a beer, talk, cry, laugh, joke and the day is much better. One day he was here, one night he is gone and my brain still cannot believe it. How can he be gone? Why should he be [...]
Lots of privacy issues were raised lately among Facebook users concerning their personal info due to the latest connection of Facebook across the web. Lots of users have deactivated their accounts permanently I still don’t know why! Is there any kind of threat if somebody knows my name or my birth date or the name of [...]
…سطوح بيروت تشرف على الانهيار الذي يسود سكان الجميزة الكلاس يخضّ شبابيك المطبخ والصالون خضّ كما يغوص في الأذن والأنف والعظام ويتناغم مع دقّات قلوبهم المتسارعة تارة والمتقطّعة تورةً قصّة ابريق الزيت لم أفهما قبل اليوم. والى كل من احترق شوقاً لسماع كامل قصّة ابريق الزيت ها أنا اليوم أقصها عليكم ولتبقا أعينكم وذهونكم منفتحة حتى النهاية. [...]