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Lebanon Summer Love

Anahon — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 00:29:03 +0000

This refers to the 2006 unnecessary war. Let’s hope we don’t witness another one this summer.

Tom is Lebanese…. As well as Jerry!

Amalia Hassoun — Tue, 11 May 2010 02:35:11 +0000

Breaking records around the world, Lebanese still party on Saturdays and barbecue on Sundays, leaving the week days for work, and by work I mean chatting, commenting on friend’s photos, harvesting the pink carnation and collecting materials to build a horse stable in their Farmville.

A simple cup of coffee and a cigarette pull creativity out of a Lebanese brain. We are born with natural raw skills just like uranium. Once these skills are extracted and enriched, they will result in a “Shakira” or a “Salma Hayek”, or even better a “Tom and Jerry”.

Awarded seven Oscars, Joseph Barbera and William Hanna (creators of Tom and Jerry), originally Lebanese (no need to mention), managed to run the MGM cartoon studios feeding children’s heart and mind as well as adults with laughter, hope and imagination. And the legend started over a cup of coffee on a lazy summer day.

That’s not all! Wherever you see an Einstein duplicate, be sure that he has some Lebanese root somewhere in his family tree. And I can bet you on that taking full responsibility of what I am saying reserving the right to appeal in case any lawsuit is filed!

You all watched Rambo, Terminator and basic instinct, but did you know that Mario Kassar the producer was Lebanese? What about Carlos Ghosn the chairman of Nissan and Renault, the No1 most influential businessman internationally? Rony Saikaly the NBA player, General John Abizaid head of the Us army’s central command, Tony Chalhoub Emmy award winner, Charles Elachi director of NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Paul Anka, Mika, Massari, Keanu reeves, Carlos Slim Helu with a $60 billion wealth, originally Lebanese born in Mexico and reported by Forbes on March 2010 as the world’s richest man, overtaking Bill Gates by just a few million dollars! Joe Hachem and Joseph Mouawad the International Poker players, Michael Debakey the first heart surgeon, let’s not forget Gibran Khalil Gibran… and I can go on forever and ever.

Stop by for a cup of coffee, you might run into a genius Lebanese, a famous Lebanese or Haifa Wehbe!

Amalia

Michel Hayek 2010 La Youmal

Christine Kalaani Karim — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 00:41:40 +0000

Naim Halawi & Adel Karam – Michel Hayek Predictions of 2010

Nemr Abou Nassar – Lebanese Standup Comedian

Fady Nicolas Al Aaraj — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:50:11 +0000

Nemr Abou Nassar

A Lebanese stand-up comedian at the Casino Du Liban.

Nemr Abou Nassar in his debut solo feature performance, ‘This is Why I’m Hot!’, all profits went to the Children’s Cancer Center of Lebanon. Both shows sold out.

Maz Jobrani – Standup Comedian

Christine Kalaani Karim — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:58:56 +0000

Maz Jobrani, a funny Iranian Standup Comedian

Impersonation of Lebanese Politicians

admin — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:49:04 +0000

Impersonation of Lebanese Politicians:

Emile Lahoud, Saad Al Hariri, Naamtallah Abi Nasr, Georges Adwan, Walid Jumblat, Sleiman Franjieh, Samir Geagea & Michel Aoun.

Slaymen Franjieh on 3ashra ba3d el nashra OTV

admin — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:39:15 +0000

Michel Aoun in La Youmal – Bkerki

admin — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:33:57 +0000

Michel Hayek in La Youmal

admin — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 02:15:03 +0000

Michel Hayek in La Youmal in 2007

Good news and Bad news

admin — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 15:06:02 +0000

Abu El Abed (AA) answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.

Doctor: “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good
news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life.”

Abu El Abed: “My God. What’s the good news?”

Doctor: “I’m kidding. She’s dead.”