A lebanese a passing by prostitute: “How much?” Prostitute: “$50 on the bed, $20 on sofa, or $10 on grass” He hands her $50. Prostitute: “You’re a gentleman with class” Lebanese: “Class my ass, yalla 5 times on grass
محشش صاعد طيارة… ركب جنبو عازف كيتار بعد ماطارو صار العازف يعزف على الكيتار انزعج المحشش قلو يكفينا يازلمة خلينة مروقين بالجو سكت شوي ورجع مرة ثانية يعزف قام عليه وقلو بيكفي وصار يسب ويشتم على العازف هون اجت المضيفة قالتلو هاد عازف وعندو حفلة اول ما ينزل من الطيارة وهلق عم يعمل بروفة … سكت المحشش [...]
M7ashesh sa2al sa7bo: l hend b3eedi?? 2alo: ma be3t2id la ano fe ma3na wa7ad hendi bel sheghel byeje 3l bicyclette
A teacher asks a student: What’s your name? The student answers: T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tarek The teacher said: Aha, inta bita2ti2? The student replies: No my dad bita2ti2 [...]
Apple announced today the development of a microchip that can be implanted into a woman’s breast and play music. The iTit will cost $399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always complaining that men just stare at their tits and never listen to them!
سعودي راح يشتري كوندوم سأل مصرية في الصيدلية: عندكم كوندم؟ قالت: مئاسك كام؟ قال: مادري !! فتحت أيدها وقالت: طيب حط بتاعك في أيدي . حطه في أيدها وقالت لزميلها: هات مئاس 4 يا حسين.. لا لا هات مئاس 6 ياحسين .. لا لا هات مئاس 8 ياحسين .. الله يخرب بيتك [...]
Cinderella was kicked out from disney. She was caught putting Pinocchio between her legs and yellin: “Lie mother fucker, LIE!”
A man asking his wife: tell me something that can make me happy and sad at the same time. She replies: honey you have the biggest penis between all your friends
Nemr Abou Nassar A Lebanese stand-up comedian at the Casino Du Liban. Nemr Abou Nassar in his debut solo feature performance, ‘This is Why I’m Hot!’, all profits went to the Children’s Cancer Center of Lebanon. Both shows sold out.
