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Class my ass

October 20, 2010No Comments

A lebanese  a passing by prostitute: “How much?” Prostitute: “$50 on the bed, $20 on sofa, or $10 on grass” He hands her $50. Prostitute: “You’re a gentleman with class” Lebanese: “Class my ass, yalla 5 times on grass

Guitarist

October 20, 2010No Comments

‎​محشش صاعد طيارة… ركب جنبو عازف كيتار بعد ماطارو صار العازف يعزف على الكيتار انزعج المحشش قلو يكفينا يازلمة خلينة مروقين بالجو سكت شوي ورجع مرة ثانية يعزف قام عليه وقلو بيكفي وصار يسب ويشتم على العازف هون اجت المضيفة قالتلو هاد عازف وعندو حفلة اول ما ينزل من الطيارة وهلق عم يعمل بروفة … […]

Is India Far?

October 20, 2010No Comments

M7ashesh sa2al sa7bo: l hend b3eedi?? 2alo: ma be3t2id la ano fe ma3na wa7ad hendi bel sheghel byeje 3l bicyclette

Tarek

October 20, 2010No Comments

A teacher asks a student: What’s your name? The student answers: T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tarek   The teacher said: Aha, inta bita2ti2? The student replies: No my dad bita2ti2 wel mekhtar manyak !!!

Apple iTit

October 20, 2010No Comments

Apple announced today the development of a microchip that can be implanted into a woman’s breast and play music. The iTit will cost $399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always complaining that men just stare at their tits and never listen to them!

A Saudi Buying a Condom

October 20, 2010No Comments

سعودي راح يشتري كوندوم‬  سأل مصرية في الصيدلية: عندكم كوندم؟   قالت: مئاسك كام؟   قال: مادري  !!  فتحت أيدها وقالت: طيب حط بتاعك في أيدي .  حطه في أيدها وقالت لزميلها: هات مئاس 4 يا حسين.. لا لا هات مئاس 6   ياحسين .. لا لا هات مئاس 8 ياحسين .. الله يخرب بيتك […]

Cinderella & Pinocchio

October 20, 2010No Comments

‎​Cinderella was kicked out from disney. She was caught putting Pinocchio between her legs and yellin: “Lie mother fucker, LIE!”

Happy & Sad

September 23, 2010No Comments

A man asking his wife: tell me  something that can make me happy and sad at the same time. She replies: honey you have the biggest penis between all your friends 🙂

Nemr Abou Nassar – Lebanese Standup Comedian

January 18, 2010No Comments
Nemr Abou Nassar – Lebanese Standup Comedian

Nemr Abou Nassar A Lebanese stand-up comedian at the Casino Du Liban. Nemr Abou Nassar in his debut solo feature performance, ‘This is Why I’m Hot!’, all profits went to the Children’s Cancer Center of Lebanon. Both shows sold out.

Maz Jobrani – Standup Comedian

January 18, 2010One Comment
Maz Jobrani – Standup Comedian

Maz Jobrani, a funny Iranian Standup Comedian

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