Nemr Abou Nassar A Lebanese stand-up comedian at the Casino Du Liban. Nemr Abou Nassar in his debut solo feature performance, ‘This is Why I’m Hot!’, all profits went to the Children’s Cancer Center of Lebanon. Both shows sold out.
Abu El Abed (AA) answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor. Doctor: “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the [...]
A Prayer by a Lebanese Girl يا مار فرنسيـس ****** تبعتلي عريس يا يسوع المسيح******* يكون شكلو منيح يـا ســانـت تـريـز****** ما يكون متل التيس يـا قديسـة هيلانة ***** تكون جيوبوا مليانة يـــا مــارمــارون******* ما يكون مجنون يا عذراء العذارى****** يكون عندو سيارة يـــا مــار مـتـري****** يكون عفكري [...]
Mohammad goes to school,….enters his classroom: ‘What is your name?’, asked the teacher. ‘Mohammad,’ answered the kid. ‘Here we are in France, there is no Mohammad, from now on your name will be Jean-Francois’, replied the teacher .. In the evening, Mohammad returned home. ‘The day went well Mohammad?’ asked his mother. ‘ MY name is not Mohammad, [...]
- 7abaytik wein baytik?- 7ilo jismik shoo ismik?- 3tini bawsi min sheftek barki boukra ma3ash sheftek- Shoo hal kanzi ya 3anzi- Shoo hal jasad ya 2asad- Khalleh ma3ik cha2fit may la2enno l 7elo bi dabbi2- Shoo hal ta3jeh ya na3jeh- Shoo hal ja2ra ya ba2ra- Ya 7elo ya 7elo fi mennak 3a jello?!- Kif harabteh [...]
Don’t mind the accent!
SAD BUT TRUE!
