Anahon - 100% Lebanese » Jokes http://www.anahon.com Lebanon News, Articles, Businesses, Music, Videos Fri, 06 Jan 2012 22:13:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Class my ass http://www.anahon.com/2010/class-my-ass/ http://www.anahon.com/2010/class-my-ass/#comments Thu, 21 Oct 2010 01:03:05 +0000 Anahon http://www.anahon.com/?p=1026 A lebanese  a passing by prostitute: “How much?”
Prostitute: “$50 on the bed, $20 on sofa, or $10 on grass”
He hands her $50.
Prostitute: “You’re a gentleman with class”
Lebanese: “Class my ass, yalla 5 times on grass

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]]> http://www.anahon.com/2010/class-my-ass/feed/ 0 Guitarist http://www.anahon.com/2010/1024/ http://www.anahon.com/2010/1024/#comments Thu, 21 Oct 2010 01:00:05 +0000 Anahon http://www.anahon.com/?p=1024 ‎​محشش صاعد طيارة… ركب جنبو عازف كيتار
بعد ماطارو صار العازف يعزف على الكيتار انزعج المحشش قلو يكفينا يازلمة خلينة مروقين بالجو
سكت شوي ورجع مرة ثانية يعزف قام عليه وقلو بيكفي وصار يسب ويشتم على العازف هون اجت المضيفة قالتلو هاد عازف وعندو حفلة اول ما ينزل من الطيارة وهلق عم يعمل بروفة … سكت المحشش …

بعد شوي رجع يعزف العارف على الكيتار وصارت هيصة بالطيارة اجت المضيفة وشافت المحشش عم يفرك بتبعو
قالتلو شو عم تعمل؟؟!!
قال أنا كمان عندي بروفة… أول ما انزل من الطيارة رح نيك اختو للعازف

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]]> http://www.anahon.com/2010/1024/feed/ 0 Is India Far? http://www.anahon.com/2010/is-india-far/ http://www.anahon.com/2010/is-india-far/#comments Thu, 21 Oct 2010 00:59:07 +0000 Anahon http://www.anahon.com/?p=1022 M7ashesh sa2al sa7bo: l hend b3eedi??

2alo: ma be3t2id la ano fe ma3na wa7ad hendi bel sheghel byeje 3l bicyclette

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]]> http://www.anahon.com/2010/is-india-far/feed/ 0 Tarek http://www.anahon.com/2010/tarek/ http://www.anahon.com/2010/tarek/#comments Wed, 20 Oct 2010 20:31:09 +0000 admin http://www.anahon.com/2010/tarek/ A teacher asks a student:
What’s your name?

The student answers:
T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-tarek  

The teacher said:
Aha, inta bita2ti2?

The student replies:
No my dad bita2ti2 wel mekhtar manyak !!!

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]]> http://www.anahon.com/2010/tarek/feed/ 0 Apple iTit http://www.anahon.com/2010/apple-itit/ http://www.anahon.com/2010/apple-itit/#comments Wed, 20 Oct 2010 19:58:54 +0000 Anahon http://www.anahon.com/?p=989 Apple announced today the development of a microchip that can be implanted into a woman’s breast and play music. The iTit will cost $399 and is regarded as a major breakthrough as women are always complaining that men just stare at their tits and never listen to them!

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]]> http://www.anahon.com/2010/apple-itit/feed/ 0 A Saudi Buying a Condom http://www.anahon.com/2010/a-saudi-buying-a-condom/ http://www.anahon.com/2010/a-saudi-buying-a-condom/#comments Wed, 20 Oct 2010 19:55:56 +0000 Anahon http://www.anahon.com/?p=985 سعودي راح يشتري كوندوم‬  سأل مصرية في الصيدلية: عندكم كوندم؟   قالت: مئاسك كام؟   قال: مادري  !!  فتحت أيدها وقالت: طيب حط بتاعك في أيدي .  حطه في أيدها وقالت لزميلها: هات مئاس 4 يا حسين.. لا لا هات مئاس 6   ياحسين .. لا لا هات مئاس 8 ياحسين .. الله يخرب بيتك هاااات كلينكس يا  حسين

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]]> http://www.anahon.com/2010/a-saudi-buying-a-condom/feed/ 0 Cinderella & Pinocchio http://www.anahon.com/2010/cinderella-pinocchio/ http://www.anahon.com/2010/cinderella-pinocchio/#comments Wed, 20 Oct 2010 19:52:17 +0000 Amalia Hassoun http://www.anahon.com/?p=983 ‎​Cinderella was kicked out from disney.
She was caught putting Pinocchio between her legs and yellin: “Lie mother fucker, LIE!”

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]]> http://www.anahon.com/2010/cinderella-pinocchio/feed/ 0 Happy & Sad http://www.anahon.com/2010/happy-sad/ http://www.anahon.com/2010/happy-sad/#comments Fri, 24 Sep 2010 00:47:50 +0000 Amalia Hassoun http://www.anahon.com/?p=1006 A man asking his wife: tell me  something that can make me happy and sad at the same time. She replies: honey you have the biggest penis between all your friends :)

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]]> http://www.anahon.com/2010/happy-sad/feed/ 0 Nemr Abou Nassar – Lebanese Standup Comedian http://www.anahon.com/2010/nemr-abou-nassar-lebanese-standup-comedian/ http://www.anahon.com/2010/nemr-abou-nassar-lebanese-standup-comedian/#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2010 17:50:11 +0000 Fady Nicolas Al Aaraj http://www.anahon.com/?p=754 Nemr Abou Nassar

A Lebanese stand-up comedian at the Casino Du Liban.

Nemr Abou Nassar in his debut solo feature performance, ‘This is Why I’m Hot!’, all profits went to the Children’s Cancer Center of Lebanon. Both shows sold out.

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]]> http://www.anahon.com/2010/nemr-abou-nassar-lebanese-standup-comedian/feed/ 0 Maz Jobrani – Standup Comedian http://www.anahon.com/2010/maz-jobrani-standup-comedian/ http://www.anahon.com/2010/maz-jobrani-standup-comedian/#comments Mon, 18 Jan 2010 15:58:56 +0000 Christine Kalaani Karim http://www.anahon.com/?p=763 Maz Jobrani, a funny Iranian Standup Comedian

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